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The short of it: SERVER PROBLEMS. One minute the server is up and then for the next two hours or more down and crashing at the flick of a hat.
So after almost two weeks of that mess, I began the migration process all over again but this time around to a more powerful server that could hopefully handle whatever I send its way.
Both sites will be back to normal, up and running by mid-week. Thank you for your patience.